Jurgen Goth's Limerick Challenge

Jurgen asked for a limerick to be written with these words:

• lagoon
• candelabra
• rhubarb
• propensity

It took a long time, but I finally came up with a solution:

The Limerick

"My daughter Lavinia's propensity
"To chew rhubarb and men, well, incenses me!
"But your daughter Barbra and her candelabra--
"Loons in lagoons, that's immensity!"

© Dan Goorevitch, 2005